Body Part Enthusiast Gifts

"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

When Engineers Crack.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Body Building

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'In, out, fiddling.'

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

DIY store.

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Excuse me...is that a portable jack?"

Deux Ex Mechanic

Scrapyard Worker

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

"It's our summer holiday home."

"I love Italian boots."

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

I'm not sure what's worse, that cows have moved up the food chain, or that Eddie was wearing my boots!

"We found the reason for that 'whining' noise, someone had left TalkRadio playing."

"I use Miu Miu purple leather boots for my motivation."