Body Part Enthusiast Gifts

"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

When Engineers Crack.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Body Building

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

'In, out, fiddling.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

DIY store.

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

Rose colored glasses.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

Scrapyard Worker

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

"Excuse me...is that a portable jack?"

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Deux Ex Mechanic

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

"I use Miu Miu purple leather boots for my motivation."

"I love Italian boots."

"It's our summer holiday home."

I'm not sure what's worse, that cows have moved up the food chain, or that Eddie was wearing my boots!

Man with laces on his feet.