Body Mod Aficionado Gifts

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

The Coffee Tattoo

Snowman Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

Tattoo - brain diagram

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'Tattooing your resume on your back is a little odd, but what bothers me is that I'm unable to read it due to all the hair.'

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'Kids today!'

'Hey, Buddy, I think you missed a spot there!'

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.