Body Enthusiast Gifts

"She's struggling to express her appreciation of the male athletes physiques without sexually objectifying them."

Reach for the Star.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Tattoos sagging with time

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Body Building

Maternity tattoos

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"His prose is so muscular."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

The Coffee Tattoo

"We need to put in more bones."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.