Body Enthusiast T-Shirts

"She's struggling to express her appreciation of the male athletes physiques without sexually objectifying them."

Reach for the Star.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"OK, ready to go again?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Tattoos sagging with time

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Body Building

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"His prose is so muscular."

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"We need to put in more bones."

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

The Coffee Tattoo

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.