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At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Spring Cleaning

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Hey, great ab!"

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"