Body Modification Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Body Building

The Coffee Tattoo

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"Hey, great ab!"

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"I need to get back in the gym."

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

'Her and her silicone implants!'

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Tree piercings.

The perils of boob jobs.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Egg Tattoos

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

Discreet executive piecing and tattoos

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"