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'You've had your tongue, ears, nose and naval pierced. Now I think it's time you went to a therapist and had your psychological armor pierced.'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Body Building

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Cosmetic pouches.

'I went under the knife. Do you like?'

"I need to get back in the gym."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Tree piercings.

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

The perils of boob jobs.

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

Discreet executive piecing and tattoos