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"He needs a 'tummy tuck' so he'll look less like Friar Tuck."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

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"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"Hey, great ab!"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"I need to get back in the gym."

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

'Forget the pills - here, take two of these.'

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

Man with laces on his feet.

Fat Cell Metro. Tracks 1-4. Express Line to Hips.

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

A fridge surrounded by books.

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

"Do you ever regret having breast implants when you were younger?"

She's gone - you can stop holding it in.