Body Contour Enthusiast Gifts

"He needs a 'tummy tuck' so he'll look less like Friar Tuck."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Body Building

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"Hey, great ab!"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

"I need to get back in the gym."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

'Forget the pills - here, take two of these.'

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

Man with laces on his feet.

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

A fridge surrounded by books.

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

"Do you ever regret having breast implants when you were younger?"

My thighs touch because they in love

"You don't have to make a decision on a butt lift today, go home and sleep on it."