Body Confidence Enthusiast Gifts

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Privates Beach"

Breast Height Chart

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

'No luggage.'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"Hey, great ab!"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

The abominable snow-woman

"I need to get back in the gym."

Out of condition man in front of mirror which makes him look slim.

"I'm the double of Kate Moss, she's 8 stone, I'm 16."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."

"I seriously doubt people will notice your hairy back."

'By the way dear - how's your diet going?'

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

"I'm back in my thin pants again."

'What are they all staring at - have I got two heads or something?'

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