Body Confidence Explorer Gifts

'Sue Ellen, that was the brilliant idea you had to team up with a cosmetic surgeon.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Ego Increasing School

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

I heart my bum.

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

"I am a person of value."

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

"So have we given up completely on the idea of the full monty?"

"Tightening the buttocks."

"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"

"You're 30? Me too!"