Self-confidence Explorer Gifts

Adam reaches for a larger leaf than he needs.

"Get away from me, you creep!".

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Ego Increasing School

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

If you've got it flaunt it!

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

PEP TALKS!

'Thank you for gently guiding me toward insight.'

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."