Self-perception Explorer Gifts

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

'You lie!'

"Hi gordeous!"

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"Adolescencia"

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

Well there's something you don't see every day...

Duelling personalities.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."