Self-consciousness Explorer Gifts

'It's odd, that while I no longer fear death, I continue to fear pants that make my butt look too round.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

I think therefore I am.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"Adolescencia"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"