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'It's odd, that while I no longer fear death, I continue to fear pants that make my butt look too round.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Dog Nightmares

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

I think therefore I am.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Adolescencia"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Psychiatry. I think I'm my own worst enemy because I like to back the winning side!

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"My main worry is my anxiety."