Self-confidence Seeker Gifts

Virtual Supermodel machine.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Don't get me wrong, Ted. I like you, but you're not a special person. I'm a special person."

'You're you - Get used to it.'

"Twenty-three. How many times did you glance to see how your hair looked during the zoom meeting?"

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

Artificial Intelligence

Married Modesty

"Do these abs make me look gay?"

'I put too much faith in those who don't deserve it. I call it self confidence.'

"Hey, I saw you dressing me with your eyes!"

"Nobody cares what I do or say!"

"I need my photo hairbrushed."

"I'm sorry your jeans are too tight, but this is refunds only. Sympathy and understanding is the next window."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Ego Increasing School

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

If you've got it flaunt it!

How Gary got his groove back.

TV-Mirror.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'