Body Confidence Advocate Gifts

'It says on the box I'd grow six inches in a week and I've grown a foot.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Critisize your weight.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

Aging Problems

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Scales

Girl's weight issues.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Fat fairy

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Irregulars