Body Structure Enthusiasts Gifts

Body Building

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"We need to put in more bones."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"Hey, great ab!"

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Spring Cleaning

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"