Body Shape Analysts Gifts

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Body Building

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Hey, great ab!"

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

'Forget the pills - here, take two of these.'

"So have we given up completely on the idea of the full monty?"

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

"He needs a 'tummy tuck' so he'll look less like Friar Tuck."

'Yes, maybe my high metabolism DOES keep me slim.'

'For the elevated blood pressure, exercise and cut down on salt. For the rash, exercise and cut down on salt. For the headaches, exercise and cut down on salt.'

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"Dude, time to hit the gym!"

"What does 'It looks like you never miss a meal' mean?"

My thighs touch because they in love