Shape Analyst Gifts

Am I in good shape, Doc? If you think "spherical" is a good shape. (Published originally on January 9, 2014.)

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

The Polygon family at home

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

Wearing all black

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

A Wrecked-angle.

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

"If loving you isn't right, I don't want to be right!"

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

'You're definitely a winter.'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

"...international crisis, all the little flags have fallen off our map."

Flattening the Curve and Looking Out for a Second Wave

Fat Cell Metro. Tracks 1-4. Express Line to Hips.

MD-HDTV

"Too much beige."

Round character unhappy with square art, square character unhappy with round art.

'Square Bubbles'

Books. New Releases. If you read enough whodunits, you realize they recycle the same plots over and over. Mystery repeats itself!

"I know...I'm a wreck-tangle."

"You're so square ..."

"Hey, check it out. Number 11. Now let's make an X. Then a T. Isn't this fun?"

'What gives you the idea that you'd fit in here?'

Comboverandunder.