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Man watering labels for a chart.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Building Blocks.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

Building a company.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Pisa Hut.

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Body Building

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'