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Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Building Blocks.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Crane fishing

Meow Power Demolition team.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Man-made vs dog-made

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."