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Local Report. Now let's go to Frank down by the river. These giant spools of wire rope have arrived at the bridge. Workers will begin replacing weakened wires holding up the bridge deck. A news story about wire ropes supporting the bridge will be controversial. Some people get very agitated by cable news.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Building Blocks.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Building a company.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'