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'Bob's Roofing, Bob speaking.'

Pound sign on a building site.

'This will finish it, boss!'

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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Building Blocks.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

How to Build a Bungalow

'If the GPC built office blocks!'