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I have to build an ark -- He's doing a total makeover.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Building Blocks.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'