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A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Building Blocks.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

How to Build a Bungalow

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'