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"Well, they were the low bidders."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"I wish this thing would print faster!"

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

'I have some plaster left over. Do you want me to fill that crack?'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Blonde loses her panties because of a pneumatic drill.

Builder Lifting RSJ.

'Oh my God! I hope he had his hard hat on!'

'How about a little charity begins at home, Mister Contractor of the Year?'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

We really care!...

The table

'Let's say it's an indoor pool and charge extra for it.'

Under renovation - please excuse construction

Roofers getting dropped off at the pub.

'Don't worry misses, just a bit of loose plaster, I have got some filler in the van.'

'Men at Work'

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"Have you used one of these before. . . ?"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"Frosty the Repairman"

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Stone henge swing.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."