Construction Comedy Lover Pillows

"Well, they were the low bidders."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"I wish this thing would print faster!"

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Brick House Builders. Wolf Says: 'I understand you need a general contractor...'

'I have some plaster left over. Do you want me to fill that crack?'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Blonde loses her panties because of a pneumatic drill.

Builder Lifting RSJ.

'Oh my God! I hope he had his hard hat on!'

'How about a little charity begins at home, Mister Contractor of the Year?'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

We really care!...

'You can't move for basement extensions around here.'

The table

'Let's say it's an indoor pool and charge extra for it.'

Under renovation - please excuse construction

Roofers getting dropped off at the pub.

'Don't worry misses, just a bit of loose plaster, I have got some filler in the van.'

'Men at Work'

Acme Construction Co. Today: Bob Simms on Excavator. Julio Garcia on Backhoe. Mike Hogan on Grader. Tony Rizzo on Compactor. Reggie Tucker on Pipelayer.

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"Have you used one of these before. . . ?"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.