Construction Lovers Pillows

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Building Blocks.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

How to Build a Bungalow

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'