Quirky Construction Lovers Pillows

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Goalie Wall.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"Well, they were the low bidders."

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"

'Design brief.'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Builders bum

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Men Working Since 1931

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'How about a little charity begins at home, Mister Contractor of the Year?'

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

"I hate it when he starts shedding"

DIY Hunting Trophy

I hate it when they start without us.

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.