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Eskimo Lego set.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I didn't spark joy."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Building Blocks.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

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"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Pisa Hut.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours