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President 'Andy' Johnson Completes his Term of Office

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I found the termites!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Building Blocks.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"