Reconstruction Aficionado Pillows

President 'Andy' Johnson Completes his Term of Office

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I found the termites!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Building Blocks.

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".