Upper Body Enthusiasts Gifts

Still waiting for tape 2

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Body Building

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"We need to put in more bones."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Keep fit.'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"Hey, great ab!"

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Muscular Santa

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....