Upper Body Enthusiasts Gifts

Still waiting for tape 2

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Body Building

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"We need to put in more bones."

'Keep fit.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"Hey, great ab!"

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Muscular Santa

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Aerobics Class. Trainer. What is your body telling you? We're not on speaking terms right now.

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.