Mind Exercise Enthusiast Gifts

"'Brain training' has done wonders for my memory!"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Work/Life Balance

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

Running

My God, I need to fart.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

Meditation