Mind Exercise Enthusiast T-Shirts

"'Brain training' has done wonders for my memory!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Work/Life Balance

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Exercise Class

Running

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

My God, I need to fart.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Meditation

"I told him he should have trained more."