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Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Surfing the daily stress

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Prawn Amend

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Music & Gym'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"More exercise is good for your mental health. . . but not mine if it only involves visiting me."

Academy.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Shorts Dropping.

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

'Elaine, Elaine... we're doing the child's pose today, not the fetal position.'

Advanced pilates.

Exercise Car.