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"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"You're right, Doc. Now everything seems right-side-up."

'Would you say you are a very controlling person?'

"Benny was in the '36 Olympics. You can talk to him after his winning dive."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

Eldrow

'Cartoonist thinking'

"That's hardly necessary!"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Gymnast tangled up.

Professional Couples

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Brains versus management books.

Brain Charger

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

The job interview took an odd turn.

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

Now...what was I doing

Simone Biles: True Leader

'Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... '