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"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"You're right, Doc. Now everything seems right-side-up."

'Would you say you are a very controlling person?'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

"That's hardly necessary!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Gymnast tangled up.

Professional Couples

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

Brain Charger

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Brains versus management books.

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

Simone Biles: True Leader

The job interview took an odd turn.

Now...what was I doing

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

'Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... '

I love gymnastics

Human Pyramid in Egypt.