Mental Gymnasts T-Shirts

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Cartoonist thinking'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Prawn Amend

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

Professional Couples

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

Brains versus management books.

Brain Charger

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

Now...what was I doing

"Too many tabs open."