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Sitting Disorder Clinic.

'Three-toed sloth math...' '3+3=6. All computation is based on that.'

'I've got every disease in this book except hypochondria...'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'He's maturing early.'

"The overthinker"

Eldrow

'Cartoonist thinking'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Professional Couples

Gymnast tangled up.

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Brains versus management books.

Brain Charger

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

Simone Biles: True Leader

The job interview took an odd turn.

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

Now...what was I doing

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'