Mental Gymnastics Lover Mugs

Sitting Disorder Clinic.

'Three-toed sloth math...' '3+3=6. All computation is based on that.'

'I've got every disease in this book except hypochondria...'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'He's maturing early.'

"The overthinker"

"That's hardly necessary!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Gymnast tangled up.

Professional Couples

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Brains versus management books.

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Brain Charger

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

Now...what was I doing

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

Simone Biles: True Leader

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

The job interview took an odd turn.

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.