Mind Gymnast Mugs

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"My imagination ran wild, and I pulled a muscle in my brain."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

"That's hardly necessary!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Thinking.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

Professional Couples

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

Brains versus management books.

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'You're in denial.'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'