Mind Gymnast Prints

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"My imagination ran wild, and I pulled a muscle in my brain."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"The overthinker"

Eldrow

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Thinking.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

Professional Couples

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

Brains versus management books.

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.