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'Cartoonist thinking'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'He's maturing early.'

"The overthinker"

Eldrow

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Gymnast tangled up.

Professional Couples

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

Brains versus management books.

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

The job interview took an odd turn.

Simone Biles: True Leader

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

Now...what was I doing

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

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