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'Cartoonist thinking'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'He's maturing early.'

"The overthinker"

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Gymnast tangled up.

Professional Couples

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Brains versus management books.

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

The job interview took an odd turn.

Simone Biles: True Leader

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

Now...what was I doing

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

"I, too, get the twisties."

'Three-toed sloth math...' '3+3=6. All computation is based on that.'

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