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Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

"That's hardly necessary!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Professional Couples

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

Brain Charger

Brains versus management books.

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Now...what was I doing

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'