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Psychiatrist doing sudoku puzzles.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Dog training

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Quick Crossword.

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Brain Charger

Maze inside a man's brain.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

'We got lucky. We could have ended up with cosmetics testing!'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'I didn't hire a lawyer, but I found a neuroscientist who can explain why it wasn't my fault.'

'But, somehow, sudoku baffles me.'

Notice anything different about me, Randy? Never. I've maximized the ability to notice even the tiniest change in a lady's appearance. But to do so, I've had to appropriate the neurons typically used to notice anything about other me. Wish I had that skill. Would've helped with what's-her-name. Whoa! When did you get here?

"Sure, I can recommend some mental exercises. Try memorizing all the prescription drugs I have you on."

Your Sudoku is in the paper.

Brain Training

Brains on the field.

"My imagination ran wild, and I pulled a muscle in my brain."

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

Punching Thoughts

Doctor to lady: 'I'll be reading your chart as soon as I finish today's Sudoku puzzle.'

"Oh yes, that reminds me...no, hang on, it's gone again."

"I use my mind to constantly calculate and recalculate the number of grudges I'm holding with the hope that this will help ward off Alzheimer's."

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