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"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

You have reached the end of your brain...

X-RAY

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

John Banville

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Scale indicates the value of books.

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

'Head of Ideas' In and Out trays

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language."

Brain Crash

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I didn't hire a lawyer, but I found a neuroscientist who can explain why it wasn't my fault.'

'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'

Action VS Thought

A thinker seeing his own thought.

'It all started when my train of thought was deregulated....'

Brains on the field.