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Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Sandcastles

Nuclear energy.

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

The Scientist

'Head of Ideas' In and Out trays

"You're violating my airspace."

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Brain Crash