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The Scientist

'Changed your mind. I hope it's better than the old one.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

X-ray Psychology.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

X-RAY

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'I think he is a composer.'

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Cutting down the Brain

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

"Switch me on please..."

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"The only time I let my staff show fear is when they're trying to save their jobs."

Brain Charger

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Brains versus management books.