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Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Psychic Fair. You know when and where, just CONCENTRATE.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

X-ray Psychology.

"You left your demons here last week."

Collective Psyche

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'Have you been working out?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."